Wednesday, April 6, 2016

HOW HOARDING HURTS


Letting go of things can be one of the hardest obstacles in life for some.
Too many of us hold on to things we shouldn’t; from last year’s coupons to people.  When a group of hoarders were asked WHY they hold on to their colossal clutter, the common response was “they needed it or may need it”. But, studies have shown the reasons are far deeper. “Hoarder’s” behavior is a psychological response to something they have lost; a person, a dream, control of an area of their life.
The fact is it is hard to let go of anything you have held on to for a significant amount of time.
Clutter can become comfortable. So can EMOTIONAL clutter.
There was a time when I had become a collector of emotional baggage and toxic thinking.
I had years of bad memories and deep hurts that I kept hidden in myself. I had resolved that if I kept all of these memories of my past hurts, then I would remember NOT to allow new ones. These memories were my souvenirs of so many negative things. I kept them so I would not forget them. But, this action did not protect me. These bad memories, in fact, only allowed me more hurt. They were heavy and got in the way of my freedom to feel the GOOD things. There was no room for new experiences, no room for joy.
Finally, I had to address the enormous collection of mess inside of myself. It began to get in the way of my life. I was punishing others for sins they never committed against me. I was growing bitter.  I remained angry and eventually I became a victim of myself. 
These negative behaviors were so familiar to me that I could not imagine life without them. Letting go was the scariest thing I could do. What if I forgot my past and made the same mistakes again? How could I let go of the pain caused by others? If I forgot, then I would be vulnerable to them again!
I couldn’t let go because I had not FORGIVEN. I wasn’t hurting or punishing anyone but, myself.
There is a saying, “I will FORGIVE but, I will never FORGET”.
What a misconception! Forgiving IS forgetting. If you don’t forget, you have not SINCERELY forgiven. Forgiveness and forgetting is LETTING GO. The process of active remembering is where all of the pain lives. It grows old not just WITH you but TO you. It becomes a part of yourself. Letting go is a necessary progress. We can’t keep everything- forever. Choose wisely what it is that you hold close to you. Leave room for the GOOD stuff.
Missy © 2016
“Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you”.
Ephesians 4:31-32 NIV

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Down with GOLIATH

DOWN with GOLIATH

Everyone has a “Goliath” in their life. 
Whether it is your boss, your disease, people at your church and… sometimes it isn’t even a person. Goliath’s exist in many forms. Regardless of that BIG thing- that fills you with fear, you have more power than you know. 
 What is meant to defeat you can just as easily advance you.
Without GOLIATH, David was just a Shepard keeper. 
Instead of defeating David, GOLIATH advanced him to a new level; a king! 
By faith and follow-through David accomplished the impossible. He didn’t have resources or training, he had one slingshot and a pebble. 
But, what he possessed was POWERFUL- FAITH beyond understanding. 
 When Goliath went down by David’s slingshot, so did David’s current assignment in life. 
 He was elevated beyond his, and everyone else’s, expectations. More goes down with your GOLIATH than you realize! Your inadequacies, your doubts, your weaknesses and everything keeping you from your higher assignment. What seemed to be the most dangerous circumstance became the catalyst to promote David to greatness. 
We are no different that David. 
However, I am not suggesting you take a slingshot to that negative neighbor! 
 Sometimes our slingshots are not weapons of war but, kind words to the one that speaks adversely about you. Or instead of surrender just one step of faith into your battle. 
Maybe your slingshot begins in your thoughts; imagining what you are unrestrained to accomplish after your Goliath is gone.
You are GREATER THAN > your largest BATTLE, Your biggest fears, Your current condition.
Your victory is easier than it appears next to the giant obstacle that faces you.
 Look beyond your GOLIATH. Your crown is waiting…


© 2016 Missy  

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

IF YOU ARE SEEKING ANSWERS IN PAIN...HERE IS MY EXPERIENCE.

For those seeking answers in pain: Here is my experience.
 In a short period of time I have seen many losses, trials and tragedies- all of a very large magnitude. Human nature wants to blame God, to ask why and to question his presence in general. 
One sentenced was revealed to me: GOD is not our enemy.
He is our ALLY.
Our battles can quickly devastate our faith OR it will accelerate it.
The enemy, Satan, wanted to destroy my faith, my mind, and steal my joy.
Where the enemy thought he was about to see a triumph in my unravel, he was surely disappointed when the Lord poured his grace on my head and anointed my steps so that I would follow him into a place of divine, supernatural peace and even JOY in the middle of the darkest hour. Hell had no victory. 
My recent 6 month commitment to my faith had brought me to a place of total surrender to the Lord as I know him- Jesus Christ the son, the Father and the Holy Spirit.
Even walking through the valley, I feel an under current of promise; a rumbling under my present circumstances. 
A wave just under the surface that is waiting for the moment to raise a high tide of purpose, restoration and increase.
The Holy Spirit had been preparing me for the losses as well as the gains with great fortitude. He allows my faith to see his promises even as my flesh does not- authorizing trials to serve as my spiritual boot camp. So I could recognize my enemy by drawing closer to my God. Preparing me for each battle with HIS armor. The enemy wants me. He wants you. (John 10:10) But, my GOD has a plan for me. (Jeremiah 29:11)
Where the devil called sorrow- Jesus called Joy. Where the devil called defeat my God called VICTORY. He has equipped me. 
I am not special. I am not powerful. I am weak, sinful, and human. Only through an almighty supernatural relationship with my personal savior have I found rescue. 
He is able. He is willing. He is ready. What he did for Elijah, what he did for Jonah, what he did THEN he does NOW. He never changes. 
He is available. He waits on willingness to give him our burden. To give him our struggle, our sorrows and even our doubts. In our broken places is where he shows his power. Even before we FEEL it. On earth we will inevitably face troubles. Some more than others. Regardless of the storm, Our shelter is in God. I can boldly say HE IS REAL and his mighty power has astounded me. 
All I asked for was his presence.

All I gave him was my burden.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

How I am losing a THOUSAND POUNDS!


LOSING WEIGHT
How I lost over a thousand pounds and I am STILL losing…!

All of us have a tendency to be over indulgent.
We are gluttonous with snacks, alcohol, and even people.
I had become obese with other peoples problems.
It was such a gradual process that I didn’t notice until I couldn’t fit into my own life.
The buttons were popping everywhere and I remained in denial.
I tried pills, reduction diets, moving and exercising my rights but, no breakthrough.
 As a matter of fact, I collected even more pounds of unwanted weight.

Then I came up with a solution, a formula that would prove highly effective.
 This worked for me and hopefully it can work for you too!


TAKE AN INVENTORY
What kind of people are in your life? What demographic is your closest friends, your closest family members and co-workers?
Are they successful? Not just financially, but in relationships, and in other aspects of their life. Begin thinking of WHOM you spend the most of your time with.

DETERMINE ACUTE AND CHRONIC FRIENDS
Sometimes our friends go through seasons where they lean on us more. The seasons are where we are supposed to be more available to them, as they need us. However, seasons are just that- SEASONS. They are not years and in some cases, decades and so on.
When a friend is leaning on us and needing us longer than a season they are a chronic friend. A friend that is only experiencing a season is an acute friend.
You probably have already started a mental list of who is what in your mind. Good.
 Go ahead and write it down. Not on your blog or social media site but, on a piece of paper that you can hide.

DETERMINE ASSETT AND LIABILITY FRIENDS
There are people that lend us wisdom, laughter and are the ones we call when we need someone. These are people that encourage us and bring positive qualities into our lives.
Then there are ones who do just the opposite. They may even be positive in one area but not the other. These are the friends that come to your birthday party (even volunteer to help!) and then get into a fight with their spouse in front of everyone. Also, the friends that are always broke and depend on your financial support. They are a liability because they cause you financial risk.

TRIGGER FRIENDS
These are friends who may be asset friends but create an environment inside of you that promotes negative behavior or actions.
For example, I had a very funny and positive girlfriend. She was an amazing presence. But, for whatever reason every time she and I would go anywhere, her drinking and late night hours would bring out my inner disco ball. I would find myself drinking too much, staying out too late and being a general ignorant fool.
 She maintained herself nicely, I however, not so much. So, therefore she was a trigger friend because of what I became around her. All trigger friends are not necessarily ones to “lose” but rather closely inspect the intensity of consequences you suffer because of this trigger. If moderate to severe, “lose” this friend until you get YOU right.


Now that you have categorized all of the people in your life, separate each one into a sub category of family and co-workers. These are the people in your life you can not get rid of sometimes. However, like carbohydrates, limit.

LET GO
You look at your list you can see what is making you heavy.
Too much weight makes us unable to carry our own. We are burdened down and lose the energy to stay focused and create our own positive life.
We can not carry people. (He may be your brother- but he still is heavy...) We can, however, give them encouragement and support and should also receive the same from them. If they offer nothing and take everything, it may be hard, but begin distancing yourself and let them go.
As with anything, it is all about BALANCE.
Now, when it comes to your children that is another story.
Some say you “never lose the baby weight”… wink, wink.

* NOTE*
If you read this and discover you ONLY have “asset” friends- you are not ONLY blessed but, YOU might just be a “liability” friend.

Xoxo,
Missy

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

This is the last time I will defend my character. Here is MY TRUTH.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER. I am ONLY posting this as a response to so many friends and facebook family that are asking me why someone is posting such hurtful things about me and even asking what is true. Some are dragged into this situation by a person that is using bully tactics to intimidate me and for that I am sorry. THESE ARE THE FACTS-
YES SEVERAL OF MY SONGS HAVE BEEN STOLEN AND EXPLOITED. 
Because I won’t surrender, I am being threatened and slandered. This person owes me thousands of dollars and is causing me to lose my house and nearly bankrupting me because I trusted his word. His whole platform is built on lies. Yes, he has been good to me in the past. But, something changed when he decided he wanted to be a famous star before he died. He has “millions of dollars and power from the White house to the courthouse to fight me successfully”. He knows me. He knows that I do not.He thinks this will scare me. I don't scare easily. I only have FAITH and a little bit of belief left in the justice system. …and I mean A LITTLE BIT. I am open with my struggles. Not because I benefit from it in anyway. But, because it is my testimony. I have NOTHING to hide, misconstrue, avoid or lie about. I am a songwriter. I am not a politician. My SONGS are MY STORIES and some can not be re-written for sale. 
I am a sinner. I have a past. I have had times where I was selfish, manipulative and LOST. I have a long list of mistakes I have made in my life. I am not ashamed. I am SAVED from that person. My life IS an OPEN BOOK. Literally. I am NOT a thief and although I respect those in recovery greatly, I am not and never have been a drug user. I smoked marijuana when I was younger and it did not make me anything but psychotic. I can honestly say I HAVE NEVER done anything more than that. So, there you go. I have been over trusting with the WRONG people because of my lack of self worth at times. I suffer and have (until recently) recovered from PTSD and acute panic disorder. I am NOT crazy either. I have been in therapy because of my LIFE not because of any mental “disorder”. 
My biological father was killed when I was a small child. My step father adopted me and died in front of me from Leukemia a few years after that. My mother suffered a mental breakdown, so I grew up for many years in project housing in the ghetto by my grandmother who I write about frequently. I got hit by a car at 14 and nearly died. I temporarily lost my vision and spent almost a year in recovery from injuries. Shortly, there after I suffered from PTSD, before ANYONE knew what it was so, I spent the majority of the next two years in and out of mental hospitals, where I was strapped to a bed and medicated for something that now is treated simply with therapy. I watched my mother suffer through lung cancer and a brain tumor and now daily she suffers (as do those who love her) with dementia. I overcame 10 years in an abusive marriage where I was routinely taken by a plot of land and told this is where I would be buried. Have been burned and broken and left everything I owned for the sake of my children. At that time, I felt deserving of that abuse. But, REFUSED to let my children see it. I was arrested for a crime that I didn’t commit due to that abusive marriage. I had no money for a defense and continue to live with the scars of that. I have lost everything and started all over again with nothing. I have had my children kidnapped and retrieved them myself (and a really good friend) with NO help from the state of Florida because of their laws, despite the fact they were NCIC listed. It was a battle that was long and tried my faith more than anything but, the Lord used that struggle to make my children and I so close. Our bond will NEVER be broken. I actually prayed over the person that took them from me. A person I hated more than anything at one time. That is what God’s love does. I have raised my children, alone, through trial and error and with no financial assistance except for a moment where I was allowed food stamps. I went back to college driving from Memphis to Covington in a car that over heated every 15 miles. I prayed my youngest son through the roughest adolescence-chasing him and praying faithfully. Now he is a drug free successful young man that just got his second promotion. My children watch all of this and ask me how can my faith be strong. I tell them because God is merciful and NEVER has left us. My children have seen more struggle and heart ache than I can even process. They are survivors. They are my greatest strength and biggest accomplishment. So, THIS new BATTLE that I walk is painful for them but, FOR THEM I will continue.
I still, everyday, rely SOLELY on the Lord to meet the simplest of needs such as utilities and food. I STILL follow the path the Lord has directed me to teaching students to write songs. Songwriting literally saved my life. I see students overcome their struggles through this process as well. I KNOW THE LORD CALLED ME TO THIS. This road I travel is hard and let me assure you it is not paved with gold or even without large holes I often stumble into, but I travel behind the footsteps of an ALMIGHTY GOD. 
Through ALL OF THIS I shared with you- I STILL say GOD IS GOOD. My story is my testimony. Often that story isn’t in words but, in songs. I have lived a life of fighting THROUGH. I have no skeletons in my closet because my past, mistakes and all, are MY WITNESS that there is a being far greater than ME that has STRENGTH far greater than MINE. I am CONDITIONED for this battle- I WILL NOT SURRENDER WHAT IS MINE. I may lose EVERYTHING in the process but I WILL NOT GIVE UP until my Lord tells me.
So, if ANYONE has any questions as to my integrity or character I WILL GLADLY answer any one of them. I once lived in lies and secrets because of shame. But, I have been freed from that for many years now. I HAVE NOTHING to hide or misrepresent. I have NEVER been about greed because I have never had a lot of material things or money. 
If you KNOW me then you KNOW this. If you don’t PLEASE ASK ME. Don’t assume gossip is truth- about ME or ANYONE for that matter. We all have a story. Some are just different than others. There it is almost, EVERYTHING. Thank you, Lord for direction and favor. I will share my victory in this as well, when you allow it. My FAITH is BIG. My God is BIGGER. “No weapon formed against me shall prosper”. Thank you for your prayers and support.

Monday, December 14, 2015

NEVER underestimate a single MOTHER.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A SINGLE MOTHER.
Unfortunately, there have been many “men” like you who have tried to keep us from our greatness. The ones of YOU who use your power as a tactic to bully, intimidate, manipulate and weaken our spirits.
Who see us as ALONE and vulnerable and TRY to take advantage of us… for your own PERSONAL GAINS. Yes, we are ALL too familiar with men like YOU.
But, just wait.
We may get broken down, but we never BREAK.
We may tire when our shoulders get heavy.
But, for us, it is this WEIGHT TRAINING that CONDITIONS us.
Too often we are our CHILDRENS ONLY example of STRENGTH
WE WILL NEVER LET THEM SEE US AS YOUR VICTIM!
We are equipped for BATTLE. Single mothers RAISE WARRIORS.
We are the ULTIMATE CAPTAIN of our ARMY.
From the moment God CHOSE US to give YOU LIFE. Why US?
Because we are made with the endurance you will NEVER have.
We have special FAVOR from GOD.
He will show his wrath to those who maliciously HURT US-
just as he will show GRACE to those who RESPECT US.
“He is a HUSBAND to the HUSBANDLESS”- and….
OUR HUSBAND is MIGHTY and PROTECTIVE.
We are driven by a DIVINE LOVE that we are DETERMINED to defend.
Our FAITH is our FUEL and we have seen our prayers move MOUNTAINS.
Our history of hardships has only given us a history of
OVERCOMING the IMPOSSIBLE.
We are RESOURCEFUL. We are BRAVE in the face of adversity.
So, DON’T mistake our silence for surrender.
You may have us on the ground for a moment…
But, let me assure you- we are only resting.
 PREPARING for the moment we get back UP.
YES. We ALWAYS get back UP. Because we HAVE to.
We are the ultimate SURVIVORS-we were MADE to be.
It is hidden under MANY LAYERS of kindness, forgiveness and compassion.
But when these are unraveled- the CORE beneath is a MIGHTY FORCE.

Never underestimate our POWER. 

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Great Bonnie and Ruby the "witch"

GREAT BONNIE AND RUBY THE WITCH


GREAT BONNIE AND RUBY THE ‘WITCH’- Draft

 The closest place to get makeup in Langley Georgia was at “Thompson Family Drugs” and that was an hour away. It was a carefully scheduled trip for most rural ladies. You would plan your makeup shopping around your monthly trip to Mr. Thompson’s for prescriptions, vitamins, and all of the items unavailable at Langley’s only grocery store, Hi-Lo.
It was also an outing that required full attention to your wardrobe and hair because that was considered “going to town” and there was a certain obligation of appearance to that.
 Most rural ladies used this as an opportunity to socialize outside of church.

Langley women were no stranger to boxed hair color, they were very selective to use color shades that were closely matched to their own natural hair or just to cover “grays”.  That was before new resident Ruby Tibideaux moved to town.

Ruby was a very heavy set widow, no children, middle-aged with fair skin and the brightest fire engine red hair that was almost the exact shade of her lipstick. She was flamboyant with extra large earrings that always complemented a very large multi pattern dress.  The dress carefully would also incorporate the shade of what ever red lipstick she chose to wear that day. She was, needless to say, very different from the typical Langley Lady.

Aunt Bea and Great Bonnie had heard someone had bought the house down the road and were all too interested about their new neighbor. Great Bonnie, always curious and Aunt Bea always nosey decided they should take a pie over and introduce themselves and welcome the new neighbor to the small, but quaint, town of Langley.
 Aunt Bea saw this opportunity to potentially have a new church member. However, Great Bonnie saw this as an opportunity only to get out of the house. Although curious, friendliness was not her strong suit.

Great Bonnie had the first glimpse of Ruby.
Ruby stood on the porch bright as the day, fanning her self from the humid Georgia heat and motioning the movers around, both with her hand and the under carriage of a very large arm.
Her hair perfectly sprayed, with lips shinny and matching her long nails perfectly.
Ruby stood heavily adorned with the largest and most gaudy costume jewelry this side of Atlanta. Instantly Aunt Bea was enamored. She just knew they were going to be the best of friends.
Upon the first sight of Ruby, Great Bonnie gasped as if she had seen a ghost and replied with a “What the hell?!?... She put her arthritis bent hand around her brow as if blinded by sunlight as if she were trying to get a better look.
I aint never seen somebody so bright, Bea, she looks like a damn stop light!
Aunt Bea ignored Great Bonnie’s usual negative comments about people.
Don’t look directly into IT, Bea...”  Ignoring Great Bonnie, Bea moved toward Ruby with an extended hand.
 “Well, how ever do you do”, asked Aunt Bea in her most polished long, Georgia accent. She always saved this dialect for strangers. Almost as to appear a sophisticated Southern Belle; but was quick to change the long southern inflections to much shorter, sharp tones after she knew someone.
“Welcome to Langley, I am Margaret Bea Lamb, everyone calls me Bea- and this is my mother Bonnie Crotts.”
There was a long pregnant pause from the lack of response from Great Bonnie.
Quickly Aunt Bea looked over at Great Bonnie to see she had a snarl on her face and her brows were all tucked down as she carefully inspected Ruby.

Aunt Bea snapped at Great Bonnie under breath quickly to return to her normal vernacular, “Mother, be friendly, damn it”.
Aunt Bea had a special way of holding a smile and cursing all in the same sentence.
“Hey”, replied Great Bonnie in monotone, eyes still tucked and inspecting.
Aunt Bea suddenly became aware of Great Bonnie’s natural awkwardness with strangers. She also became aware of Great Bonnie’s outfit selection.
Great Bonnie stood not even five foot tall, long gray hair and was wearing a two-toned Michael Jackson “thriller” t shirt and a long blue jean skirt.
This outfit was worn often and usually coordinated with Great Bonnie’s work boots.
 This ensemble was commonly called “the uniform” by the family.
However, today as Aunt Bea glanced down; she noticed Great Bonnie had on two different flip flops. A look of disgust overcame Aunt Bea’s face. She quickly addressed the issue of her mothers wardrobe.
“Please forgive our appearance”, Aunt Bea continued in her highest pitch while maintaining her false- positive demeanor, “the Lord grants extra strength to those who tend to the elderly, Praise the Lor….”
Great Bonnie interrupted, “OUR appearance, Bea”?  Asked Great Bonnie defiantly. Great Bonnie pointed to Ruby with an extended crooked finger continuing, “When she looks like a walkin’ Crayon?...” Aunt Bea laughed uncomfortably and a little louder than usual to camouflage the remarks. Ruby unaffected replied, “ I am Ruby Tibideaux”, it is spelled T-i-b-d-e-a-u-x. But, it is pronounced “Ti-bid-oh”.
“Fascinating”, Aunt Bea said politely.
“So nice to meet you ladies”, Ruby said, very welcomingly and friendly. “Would  y’all like some tea or water”?
Simultaneously Great Bonnie replied with a no and Aunt Bea a yes.
Continuing inside being pinched by Aunt Bea, Great Bonnie followed.  
“Tibiduax,huh? You Indian”?, asked Great Bonnie.
Her Tennessee mountain accent thick and unapologetic.
Well, you see Miss Bonnie, it is French”.
“You from France?” asked Great Bonnie trying to figure Ruby out.
Instantly Aunt Bea became nervous as Great Bonnie became inquisitive.
“No mam, it is French/Cajun”, I am from Louisiana…”
Aunt Bea bowed her head as if in defeat. Then quickly glanced up to the ceiling and mumbled “Jesus” under her breath. She knew what was coming from Great Bonnie.


Great Bonnie had a “thing” against Cajuns. She had many superstitions and crazy beliefs that were born into her from her Tennessee mountain family. One being that Cajuns practiced voo-doo. No one ever knew just where Great Bonnie drew this conclusion from but, she could not be talked out of it.
Immediately, Aunt Bea decided to say good bye and get Great Bonnie home to “talk to her” before Great Bonnie said something Aunt Bea was sure to regret.
“Well, …Welcome to Langley (continuing in her polished long southern accent) and more specifically, Aunt Bea continued, “welcome to Ross Road...”
Great Bonnie stood with a solid stare through Ruby.
Thank you, kindly”. Ruby replied and acknowledged both Aunt Bea and Great Bonnie with a glossy red smile.
Aunt Bea stopped as they headed to exit, “oh, we are having a church bake sale next Sunday after church if you would like to come and meet everyone….it is directly after church which is located on First Road. We would love to have you and to even enter a dish if you wish!”
“That sounds lovely, I will definitely be there”, said Ruby genuinely.
Great Bonnie stopped abruptly while exiting the house and looked at Ruby sharply, “that would be a Christian church, you know…” and waited for her reply.
Ruby smiled graciously dismissing Great Bonnie and just continued to write her telephone number on a piece of paper for Aunt Bea.
As Aunt Bea and Ruby exchanged numbers and good-byes, Great Bonnie interrupted, “…where we worship THE LORD, as in Jesus Christ, you know…”
Great Bonnie continued a hard stare as she was walking off, nearly tripping herself.
Aunt Bea silenced her mother with a stern glare then apologized for her “elderly” mother. Ruby, seemingly unaffected, smiled and waved them down the drive.


It was four houses down the road back home, which was a little bit of a walk as the houses were on a considerable amount of land. Aunt Bea and Uncle Lenny’s house had the most land, which Aunt Bea was quick to tell anyone along with how kind it was of her to take in her elderly mother and how difficult of a task it was’ but the Lord had given her ample strength.’
The entire way home Great Bonnie protested they would ‘NEVER have this “witch” over to the house’. “Mother, you are being ridiculous and unreasonable, as always, and you WILL NOT be crazy to our new neighbor- PERIOD”!

Upon arriving home Great Bonnie couldn’t wait to call her other daughter, Glenda Maye.
Glenda Maye was affectionately known as” Moonie”, and she lived in Memphis. Great Bonnie moved to Memphis in the early 1940’s and her and her husband made a family there. But, most of the family migrated to Georgia after Great Bonnie’s husband Harlan died. Moonie was a divorcee and nurse at a large hospital in Memphis so she stayed there. Aunt Moonie and Great Bonnie were very close.
She always would appease Great Bonnie.  Legitimately kind in nature but, would get tangled up in Great Bonnie’s antics. Great Bonnie lived with her in Memphis before moving to Langley.
The family thought it best Great Bonnie move to Langley with Aunt Bea because Aunt Moonie worked nights and Great Bonnie really was a handful to keep up with. She was kind of like caring for a difficult child the older she became.

Great Bonnie called Moonie as soon as they walked into the house.
Moonie answered the phone with her always polite phone voice. “Helooooo”?  
“Hey, Moonie you aint ever gonna believe what moved in next to me and Bea…?
 Great Bonnie almost had a sense of excitement in her old voice.
“A WHAT, Don’t you mean a WHO, Mother? Moonie asked slightly chuckling.
“No, it IS a WHAT! A damn witch, Moonie! A damn witch! “
Instantly recognizing that “witch” was code for “anyone from Louisiana”, her light laughter changed abruptly as she sighed.

“Mother, we talk about this all the time! I PERSONALLY know many people from Louisiana that certainly are NOT witches and are very decent and kind people! Please don’t start a ruckus down there with this. You know that the family agreed you will have to go to a nursing home if you can not be somewhere and get along! You have run out of family to take you in!  Now, trust me there is NO WITCHES that have moved in. LORD…Now, I have to go to work, I love you.” Aunt Moonie had a slight chuckle back in her voice.
The thought of Great Bonnie, a new “witch” neighbor, and her all too socially conscious sister Bea, was sure to make for a good laugh later.
Great Bonnie replied, “This is why I hate you. You old shit cleaner.”
This is what Great Bonnie called Moonie when she was angry at her. She continued,
Yer dummer that rocks, Moon. Aunt Bea wrestled the phone from Great Bonnie as she continued You don’t even care that a witch is just a long spit away from us! Selfish as hell!  Bye, ugly.” Aunt Bea apologizing to Moonie, hung up then looked at Great Bonnie disappointingly and went to the kitchen shaking her head.

Those words said to Moonie would be more hurtful to any common person but, Great Bonnie always spoke like that. She often spoke with no filter and when angry, she spoke intentionally hurtful words. She also always referred to Moonie as a “Bed Maid and Shit Cleaner” instead of a Nurse because that would usually get Moonie so upset and Great Bonnie had a little bit of enjoyment out of being mean at times.
Oddly, great Bonnie was a very kind hearted, loyal woman who would take in anybody, grew up in the Great Depression and didn’t have an ounce of genuine hatred.
She was just a little different, and a lot of bored. 
Mainly, her mean words were funny most of the time. She had a way of being hysterical especially when she was angry. Her comedic timing almost made her spitefulness entertaining instead of truly hurtful. The family knew Great Bonnie’s ways.
They knew she really did have a lot of love in her heart. You just had to dig around a bit. Like at a rummage sale.

The older Great Bonnie got the more rowdy she would get as well. 



Great Bonnie became increasingly paranoid over the “Ruby situation”.  She started walking the parameter of the property, always with her walking stick, looking for signs that Ruby had been there. She would look for feathers, which she believed was part of a Cajun spell used as a way to make one “fly from the coop”. She would look for blackbirds on the window sill, which was a sign of pending death of something; she would look for colored rocks which were a way to destroy a family…and on and on. This went on for several days.

Then, on one of her routine inspections, she spotted a package hanging in a pink bag from the mailbox.
Instead of getting it she ran like the wind back up to the house.
She could run. Despite her age, her little frame at ninety pounds soaking wet had movement very inconsistent with her years. She always thought she was dying and weak, but when prompted that little wiry 80 year old could move like a nine year old.
“Bea! Bea! Oh my God, it happened!” She yelled out of breath, propping herself up on the kitchen counter where Bea was cooking.
“Mother what the hell is wrong with you? You are sweating and shaking, sit down!” Bea commanded.

“Hell, no! That GD witch has left something on the mailbox and NO ONE needs to touch it! I am tellin you that Creole prolly put a spell in that bag. My God, Bea! I don’t want you to turn into a bird or somethin or have Lenny ill” then as if she had a revelation, she got louder.
 “Oh My God she prolly tryin to git yer man! She single so no man wants her, aint got a child and YOU do…thank about it Bea…oh, GOD!”
Great Bonnie was visibly shaken, loud and convinced, but continued….
“…I mean Lenny is ugly as hell but you done got fat and mix that with the spell, oh Lord Jesus, Bea! You are about to lose it all, your family, your son, and…
Her continually growing rant was interrupted by Aunt Bea.
“STOP IT NOW! “ Bea yelled with her most baritone hoarseness.  She regained composure of her self realizing she was beyond frustrated and continued more calmly after a long breath, “Now, Mother the Lord has angels around the house and I aint no more worried about a ‘spell’ or any of that. Please, please stop this! This is our neighbor, now don’t you go embarrassing your self or me. I will get the package when I am finished”! She realized she her volume was increasing so Bea closed her eyes as if in prayer then went back to practicing her baking for the church bake sale. Unaffected by Bea Great Bonnie continued, “Shit, Bea! I aint never seened no angels anywhere around this house -and if so was they sleepin when the tarnado blewed down the power line last year?, You better listen to me, I aint playin with you!” Great Bonnie glared hard at Bea and then stormed off.
Aunt Bea continued baking and washing dishes, actively ignoring Great Bonnie’s usual craziness, she hummed worship songs and began dinner.



Meanwhile, Great Bonnie had made her way back to the mailbox. She took her long walking stick and lifted the corner of that pink bag to scoot it off of the box. It fell to the ground. Shocked a little, she gasped. Then she looked carefully around to make sure no one was watching, and she carefully wiggled the stick in the bag to see what was in it.
 A shiny bottle rolled out on to the gravel drive way. “My God”, Great Bonnie declared in almost a whisper voice and closed her eyes shaking her head as if she was confirmed in all of her fears. She glanced back down at the glass bottle. Almost with a fearful tone she mumbled to herself, “Jesus in heaven…I KNEW IT.”

It was clearly a perfume bottle with a label that read, “Avon”.

Now, Great Bonnie had taught herself to read. Though she was pretty good at it, she still had some trouble on not so ‘common’ words. Not to mention age -compromised vision. She was far sighted and near sighted with astigmatism. She never would wear her glasses, either. As she stooped over to read the letters, sounding them out- “A-r-o-n”, she mumbled aloud. Sounding out the letters she got Aiiironnnn. “Aron”! She exclaimed. “Dear, Jesus” she said quietly; her old hands shaking. Thoughts of her sandy haired grandson Aron Tate, Uncle Lenny and Aunt Bea’s first son, came to mind.
 He was away in North Carolina on active duty with the Marines.
This had brought Aunt Bea a lot of sadness. She always had hoped Aron would work with Uncle Lenny driving trucks over the road. That had proven a good life for the Lambs, and Bea was very opposed to Aron’s decision of going into the military.
Aron was a very sore subject with Aunt Bea. The very mention of his name would cause her to cry, especially around a holiday. Sometimes her sadness could cause her to “take sick” and be in bed for days at a time.
Which Great Bonnie termed as the “Great-er Depression”.

As many thoughts flew around Great Bonnies head she determined that this bottle was some sort of “potion” somehow involving Aron and mentioning this to Aunt Bea would only cause heart ache. So, as Great Bonnie often would do, she took matters into her own hands.
Carrying the bag on the end of her walking stick she made her way on up the road to Ruby’s house. It was wobbling so that Great Bonnie had to take extra special slow steps to keep it from spilling. God forbid it broke and she was exposed to the evil ‘tonic’!
But, it was a chance she was willing to take to “protect” her family.
Finally, legs shaking from exhaustion and adrenaline, she approached Ruby’s property. She immediately spotted Ruby tending to a flower bed outside.
Her red hair was hard to miss. She was knelt over pruning flowers, in her bright dress and shiny jewelry. Her large gold plated earring caught the sun just right almost blinding Great Bonnie.
Great Bonnie rushed to her, still balancing the bag, yelling.
”Rudy! Rudy, you better hear me woman…” walking closer she continued. “Damn,  if you’d take off those stupid  earrings you might hear somebody! Big ass earrings!”


Great Bonnie would often call people she did not care for by the wrong name. “RUDY, RUDEEE”….she continued as she was walking with fierce steps of purpose.
Ruby took off her pruning gloves and replied with a soft yell, “ Hello Miss Bonnie”….”everything okay”?

“Hell no, it aint. Get your red ass over here and lemme talk at you, lady”!
Great Bonnies distain wasn’t hard to miss.
She continued as Ruby with a confused look walked towards her. Great Bonnie quickly confronted, “ I know what yer up to! If’n you thank I aint gonna keep my eye on you, ya old creole swamp rat, you got another thang comin’!”
“I beg your pardon”, Ruby replied with a little bit of withheld tension in her voice.
I know yer kind. My mother’s, brother’s cousin, married in of course, had a wife that was a Voodoo. You know how many generations had to suffer? You come anywhere near my family Ima shoot you up. And that there’s a promise, Red…”  Great Bonnie began to march off.
Ruby completely insulted and angry, immediately in response, tucked her brightly shaded purple eyes and threw her pruning gloves to the ground. She began marching forward towards Great Bonnie with intent.
“You listen to ME, you old mountain goat…” She began with a new voice deep and unafraid.
Great Bonnie stopped shocked because she wasn’t used to any one standing back up to her and this side of Ruby was not presented before. Ruby continued in a growl, “I aint never gonna take kindly to any old beast coming up in MY yard accusing me of ANY damn thing and ORDERING me around- you hear me? She directed at Great Bonnie firmly then continued as Great Bonnie stood shocked and listening.…”and my NAME is RUBEEE, damn it. Now, you get your Old GRAY ass off my property with that bullshit!”
Ruby composed herself and began to walk back.

Great Bonnie slung the pink bag at her from her stick.
As it fell to the ground Ruby looked back and inhaled with an insulted gasp as Great Bonnie who had apparently recovered from being shocked by Ruby to yell,” You keep yer potion. You bring this shit near my family Ima tell the whole town what you are and watch them take you to the town square…that is if I don’t git to yer ass first! I got my GOOD eye on you.”, Great Bonnie said squinting. Great Bonnie was pointing and shaking as Ruby, slow and fearless walked closer to Great Bonnie. Ruby leaned in towards Great Bonnie and said slowly, as her earlier polite southern accent began to return but, to a shorter higher pitched version, “I aint a witch, you dumb ass hillbilly!
I am an Avon lady and thought it was a nice neighborly gesture to send y’all our latest perfume. You, lady, are CRAZY and if you ever come on to my property again, you WILL regret it. Now, good day.”
Calmly, Ruby grabbed her gloves and put them back on then spun around walking back to continue tending to her flowers.
Great Bonnie stood there for a minute watching Ruby walk back to her garden, taking this all in. She gave a warning glare to the back of Ruby, then began walking back home.


As she walked she was convinced the bravery shown by the “Witch Ruby”, was an admission of guilt. Her thoughts tossing around her angry old head, only a witch, or someone with special powers would stand up to her, she thought. Angry as hell and more convinced than ever, she walked more quickly back home, determined to protect her family.


The whole town was buzzing with excitement about the annual bake sale.
Two days away and it was like the air in Langley smelled like butter and sugar.
Aunt Bea had been rushing around in an excited frantic. This was her time to shine; the “Superbowl” of Langley Ladies. Her “sticky bars” were usually a favorite and had many a Langley housewife jealous and coveting her recipe.
She remembered her invitation to Ruby. It instantly occurred to her this year there would be a new entry. So she decided to call Ruby and see if she could ensure her title by making certain Ruby wasn’t baking anything that would be of competition.
“Hello”, Ruby answered the phone.
“Ruby dear, its Bea. Just making sure you were going to be baking, the whole town is excited about your entry…” Ruby replied.
“Certainly!  I too, am looking forward….”, she continued with no evidence of the confrontation with Great Bonnie.
They continued talking like old friends. Great Bonnie heard the conversation as she was taking her afternoon nap. She was awakened by the volume of Bea’s fake phone voice.

Oh no”, she thought. The very worry that the evil Ruby was baking would have Great Bonnie spinning. Thoughts started to rush through Great Bonnie. This could be the way she plans to take down the family, baking spells into her dessert. Or maybe she was trying to KILL Aunt Bea so that Ruby could move in and have Uncle Lenny and Aron all to herself. Great Bonnie, eyes open thinking harder now. “Single with no kids”, she thought to herself, that certainly was motive enough!....She squinted and laid back down to make the thoughts go away. She dozed back off. Her dreams were vivid and scary and an hour later when she woke for dinner, she was ready. She knew it was going to be all up to her to keep Ruby from destroying her family. She had a plan.

Dinner was hot and on the table as Aunt Bea inhaled her favorite ham, mashed potatoes and Okra. Great Bonnie barely ate dinner, she was unusually quiet.
“Mother, are you okay. You have been disturbingly quiet the past few days….”
Interrupted from the scheme inside of her head she replied, “Uh, um no. I, I um just tired. Damn, Bea. You are so nosey. Caint a person have a thought or two without you tryin to get in em?” She said defensively.
Hardly eating the fried Okra on her plate, this was always her favorite.
Uncle Lenny was due home from being over the road just in time for the bake sale, she realized. This would make her have to act quickly and fervently.
Bea continued eating distracted by her appetite to notice Great Bonnie was plotting.


The night before the Bake Sale, Great Bonnie stayed up waiting for Aunt Bea to go to sleep. This was a pretty long routine for Bea; makeup off, long bath, medicine and vitamins, prayers, etc. Great Bonnie was patiently waiting. Finally, Bea turned off the last bedroom light and settled in. Great Bonnie was full of purpose, ready to be a vigilante hero, taking down the town witch; but, mainly- saving her family.

The Georgia night was extra ordinarily cool. She had decided to keep her long night gown on and just wear her boots. She continued to make her way on down to Ruby’s.
Her plan was to steal the baked goods from Ruby’s house so that Ruby wouldn’t have time to make any thing for the bake sale. In Great Bonnie’s mind, not only was she saving her family, she might even be saving the whole town! She suddenly felt a sense of honor in her mission. This gave her great confidence in her plan. She was almost excited about this mission.

No one in Langley locked their doors. This was one of the few amenities to a small town.
Although Great Bonnie wouldn’t be stopped even if Ruby’s door was locked.
She brought her stick, a homemade crane, and of course her shotgun.
Great Bonnie had a collection of shotguns. She loved them. Some were old and worth tons of money but Great Bonnie didn’t care. They had shot many a wild animal, and many a wild man. One including Uncle Roy, Aunt Maggie’s husband. But, that is a whole other story.
Yes, her shotguns were always her pride and joy and sometimes her accomplice.
Ross Road was black as the ace of spades. Great Bonnie was walking carefully to avoid a pothole or uneven ground. She often felt invincible but still was aware of the fact she was old and a broken bone would probably kill her. Not because of health reasons but because sitting, bound to the bed recovering, would.

The walk seemed shorter this time because of her intention.
 She could hear the howling and barking of far away dogs. The cawing and cooing of random country animals gave her a sense of comfort and reminded her of the days when she was young on her family farm in Tennessee. She was eager to save her family and felt a little bit of enthusiasm.
She could see Ruby’s porch light in the near distance. She was near. Her steps moved quicker.
Finally arriving she mapped her plan. Calculating where the bedroom was, the best entry point would be the back kitchen door. Please let it be unlocked she thought.
She could smell the vanilla and sugar in the air around Ruby’s house. Almost afraid to inhale the potentially hazardous vapor, she brought her nightgown neck around her nose and mouth to protect herself from inhalation of evil in the fumes. Then she continued around the back.
Thank God Ruby didn’t have a barking dog she thought. That was a scenario she had not prepared for.



Although she probably would just use a dog for some Cajun experimentation or Gumbo she thought. Her thoughts clinking around, “damn those Cajuns put any kind of shit in their soups…there has been a shortage of strays lately…” Her imagination getting the best of her, she imagined Ruby in the kitchen, with a large kettle of random things- or PETS. Her thoughts made her even MORE determined. Now she was saving the pets of Langley as well.

Her boots were quiet as she stepped up to the back door. Tiny, arthritis crooked fingers made their engagement to the knob. SNAP. It was easily pressed down.
Whew! She said under her breath. One more small push and she was in.
CLICK. “Damn”! she said a little louder realizing it was locked. “Just like witches and gypsies to keep everything all locked on a country road”, she thought.
Glancing up looking around, she noticed by the back porch light the kitchen window was unlocked.
Not being stopped by a locked door she rummaged for a stepping stool of sorts.
She found and old metal wash bucket. She positioned it just right as to give her leverage to get her boot on the bricks and propel herself up. She put her shotgun under arm, barrel down and made her way onto the bucket; still keeping her gown neck up around her nose and mouth to stay protected from the “fumes” of Ruby’s baking.
Sliding the old and cricketed window up slowly, still trying to balance her slight frame on a slighter metal bucket and maintain her shotgun and “nightgown mask”, she almost fell. She repositioned quickly but, making an audible thump on the glass. “Damn”, she said quietly with frustration.
She paused to listen for movement in the house….
Nothing- YES!  She continued sliding her little leg to the brick, and then carefully she stood on the brick foundation and threw her leg into the window opening. Her youthful flexibility shocked her. She was impressed with how limber she still was. In a moment of over confidence, while pretty solidly almost in- she lost her balance slightly. Just enough to lose the bucket and drop her gun.
As her gun fell, a loud shot sounded off through the yard, through the woods. And echoed for what sounded like miles; almost in slow motion.
Being shocked by the noise, she lost balance causing the loud metal bucket to fall from its position and began a loud roll through the gravel driveway.
Shit, shit shit!” She said loudly stuck between the window entrance and freedom to run. Knowing she was soon if not already caught.
That thought no sooner left her head when the brightest lights suddenly blinded her into being frozen, one leg inside of the window one on the brick, stuck and busted.

The all too familiar voice of Sheriff Palmer Franklin roared into the empty Ross Road air.  “Miss Bonnie”? He continued…”What in the name of God are YOU doing…”
“Hell, Palmer! Surely you don’t think I am breaking into a house”? Great Bonnie said in an audibly shaken voice implausible even to herself. The Sheriff replied with an under current of held back laughter, “Well, unless you are some kind of weird welcome wagon committee, which you and I both know you are not, then that is EXACTLY what I think.” The Sheriff said in a cool, calm almost sarcastic tone.
Great Bonnie snapped back, “Are you just gonna stand there investigatin’, or help me down, shit!” Great Bonnie replied.
By this time, everyone on Ross road was present. A very angry Aunt Bea, with her infamous pink foam roller in the front of her netted hair was also part of the on lookers.  Right behind her stood Ruby, full makeup on and arms crossed, sneering.

Sheriff Franklin aided great Bonnie down from her awkward angle on the house.
Brushing her self off she immediately began pointing at Ruby, “That is a WITCH and trying to poison everybody and if’ y’all were smart you would git her baked goods for evidence…”
She protested with little breath left from all the movement and excitement.

Sheriff Franklin immediately snapped back, “Miss Bonnie, you better get your tail on home-  and you NEED to be THANKFUL your neighbor aint pressing charges…”
Shaking his head he began digging for his keys. Most of the on-lookers had left. Aunt Bea was trying to get Great Bonnie by the arm to escort her arm. Great Bonnie snatched her arm from Bea and followed the Sheriff to his car.
“Pressing charges? You oughta press the charges on her big red ass, I AINT the one trying to poison nobody, I am just so sick of you Palmer. You are just like your fat daddy-lazy and dumb as hell and I caint wait til you stop sheriffin’”.
The Sheriff visibly angry snapped back, “you are lucky I didn’t arrest you during your last incident, when you ASSAULTED Miss Tyong the Chinese restaurant owner…you remember that, Miss Bonnie, huh?”
Great Bonnie was suddenly ashamed for a moment remembering how she ruined Uncle Lenny’s birthday dinner. Great Bonnie had never eaten a fortune cookie before.
Naturally, when she bit down into her cookie that night and saw a note inside that read, “beware of enemies”, she was going to take that warning seriously.
 She was certain this was a message from Miss Tyong, the owner of the Chinese Connection. So, she HAD to confront the situation. Great Bonnie created quite a scene that ended with her almost having an assault charge and a civil suit. But, thankfully for Great Bonnie, Aunt Bea and the Sheriff convinced Miss Tyong that Great Bonnie was senile. So, Miss Tyong dropped the charges. Of course, Great Bonnie knew nothing of that part. But, she refused to eat at the Chinese Connection EVER again. Apparently unaware she was not even allowed to, according to the restraining order Miss Tyong had on her.
Great Bonnie was called “Bad Bonnie” by the Chinese community after that. 

Immediately Aunt Bea grabbed back Great Bonnie’s arm apologizing to everyone present, especially Ruby and the sheriff, and began walking her away from the scene.
Great Bonnie glanced back to give Ruby a warning stare and saw she had a slight smile on her face.
“Evil, pure evil”, Great Bonnie said.
“SHUT UP, MOTHER!” barked Aunt Bea with no concern of her angry tone absent of usual pretentiousness.
As everyone scattered back to their homes, Great Bonnie vowed she would expose Ruby.
As Aunt Bea and Great Bonnie walked home, Aunt Bea was angrily telling great Bonnie how things were going to change, etc. But, Great Bonnie heard nothing but mumble as she was lost in her thoughts. “Mother?” Bea suddenly aware of the absent look and bowed brows on her mother. This was the look of deep thought, which was never good.
Aunt Bea began thinking about what she was going to do with Great Bonnie.
Great Bonnie was still knee deep in her own thoughts. Her plan had to be much more effective next time, she thought, completely unapologetic from the night’s events. She knew determination was one of her best qualities. So did Aunt Bea, and both were deep in contemplation all the way home. Great Bonnie and Aunt Bea both noticed a light that turned on in the distance. Ross road was so dark at night you could see a lightning bug a mile away. They both turned their heads to see it more clearly. It was the kitchen light at Ruby’s. Both of their thoughts turned to the Bake Sale and to Ruby, simultaneously.
Both with different concerns and worries, as well as different agendas.

The bake sale this year would certainly be interesting.



~Missy- 2013 and 2015

xoxo