DARWIN WOULD DIE!

DARWIN WOULD DIE!

By Missy Shackelford (c) 2015

What does Intelligence look like...? Maybe it is not what it seems.

People exist in all sorts of packaging. Often, this “packaging” is an individual who resorts to the unspoken wardrobe of a stereotype. They fight against it all the while embracing it. 

I have found as a professional in the entertainment business, this is most prevalent.

When I first began my journey in this business, I was in a theater crowd.

 It actually was there that I began searching myself, for myself.

I noticed that I stood out a bit. I still had the smell of a main stream popular kid.
As a habitual traditionalist, fueled by teenage insecurity, I preferred to blend into the status quo. However, in this new theater crowd, I noticed there was no real standard of which I could scale my normalcy. 

This was all too confusing to me. Until I realized there indeed was a scale!
 It just weighed differently.

My initial assessment was that the convention of this particular group was to be the exact opposite of everything I had considered the standard.

In fact, to be exceptionally the opposite of the standard, was the goal.

The definitive objective would be achieved by being so exceptionally opposite of the preconceived “normal” that it was obvious you were a “theater kid”.

In other words, your conformity to eccentricity concluded that you were unconventionally unique.

“HUH?”

I just couldn't wrap my brain around that until time caused me to be transformed by osmosis. It was such a gradual and unconscious process that I was unaware I had become one of the “theater kids”.

 It wasn't until I was no longer around them that I noticed my “packaging” no longer fit into my new Nashville songwriting crowd.

Damn.

I would have to exchange my combat boots for cowboy boots.

Many years later, I am disappointed to declare that nothing has changed.

Even after college, life experiences, education, awareness and AGE; this packaging issue remains.

My social circle has changed. Definitely CHANGED more than EVOLVED.

I still am in the entertainment business but, most of my colleagues are richly educated and creative. 

This is a very powerful combination.

I find that I am privileged to have friends that engage in conversations about physics and psychological predispositions to politics and social apathy, 

all swirled into co-discussions of creative genius.
They are fascinating and intellectually stimulating.

Yes, I consider myself an intellectual. 

In all of my social circles.

I may not be the most brilliant but, I  can competently hold my own in most conversations. I enjoy deep thinkers and the language of the conversation.

Yet, still at my age and influence, I find the pressure to “be”.

Where at one time the pressure was to look like you were MORE than you actually were- now everyone wants to look like LESS. No sparkles, no Name Brands. The aesthetic embodiment of "I don't care how I look".

The New Non-Conformists.  
However, it is a very calculated design. It does NOT come natural to wake up and look like you have left the set of a granola bar commercial. 
Yes, even the New Non-Conformists shop. They do not weave their own clothing, though some may lead you to believe this.
So, YES. THEY SHOP AND BUY CERTAIN OUTFITS.

Some of my friends have never been on African Safari’s but, look as though they are fresh off the boat. 

Some of my friends have never lived in the rain forest or hiked mountains but, physically appear as they have a backpack ready.

 (Some actually DO have a back pack ready which still throws me off…)
None of my friends are Amish yet look like they hand stitched every shoe they wear. Shoes that, by the way, cost as much as the average American earn in a week. AND NOT SAFARI ready.

Some of my super human cerebral friends have never dug ditches for the under privileged but, one glance at their hands and one would assume.

Yet, THEY poke fun at ME for my current season Vera Bradley purse and that I have on lip gloss!

Some unfamiliar people in my crowds even assume I am the “wife” of someone in the group. 

I have found ultimate judgment at events and gatherings where I sit at the “intelligent” table. Where I am eager and ready to insert my ten cents.

Yes, I said “ten-cents”.

Yes, I have a Southern accent with a sassier verbiage, I wear makeup and my nails are polished and YES I can discuss any topic and do so on YOUR level.
No, I don't want a Soybean Tea- I want a strong coffee.
No, I didn't make these earrings. I bought them. From Target, too. Not even at a cute locally owned boutique. However, that doesn't make me a "capitalist" or lessen my IQ.
Yes, I still am SMART.

Hell, I AM INTELLIGENT!

Yes! I AM an INTELLECTUAL. 

I swear to God.

I am not here to BLEND in.

 I am not here to impress you by under impressing you.

I don’t use my lack of grooming to scale my capacity of intellect or aptitude.

AND I AM NO ONES WIFE! 
...OR NANNY EITHER, for that matter.

Yet still, just like high-school, the same unspoken rule remains: 

you will be adjudicated by your appearance.

I know a man. 

He has a long beard and long hair.

 He wears the same t-shirt almost regularly with his too-loose and rarely washed jeans. 

His best accessory is his “Organic Tea” that is ever present. 

He is quiet and seems reflective. 

Many assume he is a savant of some sort.

He is not.

I know him.

He has accomplished nothing outside of cashing his grandfather’s inheritance and finding the perfect blend of Starbucks to accommodate his marijuana dry mouth. 

He is quiet and seems "reflective" only because he is high.

No poetry involved. 

Yet, to some he is the “mysterious philosopher and potential creative mastermind” that makes the Mid-Town coffee rounds.

All because he is dirty and consults his “Hipster” board on Pintrest.
His deepest thought is if one side of his beard is longer than the other.
Yet, his opinions are welcomed and he gets all the unspoken respect that I FREAKING DESERVE but, am too clean to receive. 

 I can write a critically acclaimed article about “Creative Brains” based on my research in neurology and psychology and still be demeaned because of my purse selection. Assumed to be someones wife because I have on heels.
He barely wipes and is assumed to be genius because of it!
Go figure.

I can’t help but wonder what Charles Darwin would be packaged in. 

Some of this seasons skinny jeans, converse and a cave man hipster beard? 

Maybe some throw back Birkenstocks?

Maybe he would throw us all off and be decorated in camouflage and have his own television series. 

Certainly, even an intellectual of that echelon would succumb to at least some of today’s social conventions?

At least a Facebook or Twitter.

Facebook Status:

 “feeling superior” 

Or Twitter: 

#thesebrains #damnevolution

I could go on…

But, I will stop here:

 Imagine Darwin taking a “selfie”.

Ahh, the irony of THAT thought.

Basically, I don’t know what Darwin would do. 

I can see what everyone is doing around me; I just DON’T CARE.

I am me; with all of my flaws, thoughts, opinions and tastes.

I like what I like. I am who I am.

I bathe. Sorry.

…and I am SMART.

Pinky Promise.

XOXO,

Missy :)

“Given a long enough period of time, the descendant populations of an ancestor species will differ enough to be classified as different species, a process capable of indefinite iteration. There are, in addition, forces that encourage divergence among descendant populations, and the elimination of intermediate varieties.”

40

40

By Missy Shackelford

I am very aware of the fact that I am not a person of great accolade. I have not had a respectful Ivy League Education. I was not born into inheritance of wealth or prestige and do not really have a desire for it either.

I do, however, like to pay a bill or two without having to cash in my children’s change collection.

You could say that I have found a way of living by surviving.

If my banker would accept hope and dreams for deposits, I would be rich on my 1.3% interest.

I don’t blame the government, my parents, my poor choices, bad relationships, bad luck or God for any lack of success. I don’t even blame myself!

There is no blame to be distributed; it just is what it is because I am who I am.

I have been this person for many years. I have boldly approached life with an innocent faith in human kind, joy in the storm and a wonderful/unhealthy denial, which I have found cozy and comfortable. Being a writer, if all goes wrong- I just write a song about it and glamorize the suffering. Easy. I have generally liked myself, in spite of myself.

 Yes, I have actually been satisfied with my life- …UNTIL I start analyzing it.

Only recently have I started this evaluation, due to a very significant birthday approaching.

As this date draws closer, I find I am becoming more aware of all of my mistakes, shortcomings and lack of achievement. I am beginning to feel a race for time only so that I can feel some sense of accomplishment before the big day arrives. I have read that this “assessment” is not uncommon for many women approaching this milestone birthday. This is the birthday that most 29 year old women, like myself, will approach with dread; turning 40.

There I said it. Yes, I will be turning 40.

Dear God, even as I see it on paper I am a little disturbed! A big bold 4 and then a 0, sitting there in Times New Roman like a permanent, bloody red wine stain on the paper! Suddenly, I feel a little anxiety as reality becomes sobering.

My GOD. OH.MY.GOD.

Now, I know every 40+ woman right now is rolling their eyes. But, for ME this number is more significant than 30, 50, 60 and so on.

I was totally okay with 30. So far it was my favorite. I was old enough to know better and still too young to care. I lost my fear of confrontation, my co-dependant tendency and my baby weight. I found my OWN opinion and independence- I was unstoppable at 30!

But, 40? Honestly, I have dreaded this one for a while now.

Why? Because by this age, I thought I would have accomplished substantially more than I have. I am not discrediting what I HAVE accomplished at all. I just feel like I have disappointed myself with my lack of achievements. I have never been focused on wealth, career success, or even being the Grammy Award winner that I was certain I would have been by now. I have come to terms that Tom Cruise will not be pursuing me like I dreamed of in my 30’s; looking back I am so thankful he didn’t!  I don’t really know WHAT I expected to have accomplished by now, but it feels like something more than this.

For one, I was certain I would be remarried by now. I have spent the majority of my life practicing being the perfect wife. The countless hours of self help studies, learning to balance the fine line of domesticated diva and ferocious femme fatale.  Now, that I feel like I have mastered the art of wifery, it seems less interesting to me now. Sometimes not interesting at all.

Two, I had a strong confidence that all of the years I have written songs, performed various places and was such a dynamic personality- I would maybe, I don’t know, at least have my own talk show?!  The closest I have come to that is my MOBILE “make-shift” talk show that I have with strangers.  I am not only the star, but the Director, Producer, Sponsor and staff.

I conduct this show with everyone, but especially strangers. This happens all over town. I offer advice, commentaries and information to many people everyday. Some are willing audience members and some are my social captives until the check out is complete at my local Kroger. So, I guess that counts, in a way.?!?

Lastly (although many more exist), I wish that I could look at my children and be proud of all of the wonderful parenting I have given them as a single mother. Thankfully, they have grown into quite well adjusted young people- in spite of ME more so than BECAUSE of me.

 In my mind and in my memories, I have worn an apron their entire childhood and have always had a freshly baked batch of cookies ready for our nightly bible reading.

I am sure that in their minds and in their memories, I am a ticking time bomb that exists under yesterday’s t-shirt and always have a fresh batch of promises for a wonderful tomorrow- that they are still waiting on. They don’t have a private school education, a lot of clothes and cool stuff, but they are appreciative and genuine. They, despite every struggle, find joy and contentment in simple things. They approach every opposition with a blossoming hope, an unexpected humor and a determined will- that is about the only thing I have given them.

But, mainly they love me, their wild card mother, for who and whatever I am that day.

In my honest thoughts on age, I TRULY feel like I am in my twenties still. By that, I mean self-searching, exploring and wondering what I will be and what I will do when I ‘grow-up’. Someone told me the other day that 40 is the new 30. I think I will hold on to that philosophy. However, someone also said “orange is the new black” and I will certainly PASS on that.

But, everyday I am still thankful that I wake up. I am grateful somehow the Lord provides me with a roof and lights on. I am blessed for what I HAVE and often what I HAVE NOT. I have NOT a disease, have NOT a daily physical challenge and I have NOT anything that cripples me from progress; except myself.

Yeah, I put on a few pounds. Yes, there are a few wrinkles. Okay, I admit I have spotted an odd color hair strand a time or two and yes my breasts are not worth flashing anymore. Well, one is. One, actually, is an amazing super star that has held on to its youth like a champ.

Her twin, not so much. So, I guess I could, if need be, I could flash ONE. PROUDLY.

But, as I approach this birthday, I will see my glass of Vitamin enriched protein juice for aging women, half FULL.

I will try and embrace the fact that I am still dreaming, living and growing. I will still bake a fresh batch of promises of a wonderful tomorrow and maybe even deliver this upcoming year!

I vow that I will quit lying about my age and tell everyone the truth.

 I will own the years I have earned. I will say my age bravely- I AM 30.

I mean I am, eh-hem….

Damn it, I AM 40.

Missy

xoxo